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Originally Posted by Good_KarMa
I usually don't drink too much, but one night i got pretty wasted. As the night progresses i decided to text the gf, "I wanna lick your pussy." It came out all wrong cause my blackberry corrects all the bad words and it came out, "I wanna kick your puppy"
To add insult to injury i didn't even text it to her, i texted it to my ex.
jokes jokes, that never happened. 
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ROFL, i actually laughed out loud when i read i wanna kick your puppy