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Originally Posted by StealthFighter
^sorry, that's a fail.
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Ok I was half wrong haha...
Anybody else amazed at all the fake jerseys on Craigslist? Makes me shake my head when I see them at a Canucks game. Now I know how girls feel when they see some other chick with a fake LV bag. At the same though, I wonder if some of these people just don't know, which sucks. I was getting my authentic Niedermayer jersey signed and this other guy who was there pulls out one of those China specials fresh out of the plastic and goes on about how it has the fight strap and he got such a good deal on it etc...Just kept my mouth shut. Why rain on his parade?
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THE ROCK: "What's your favorite donut?"
DETECTIVE #2: "Jelly."
THE ROCK: "Oh, you like jelly. Well, jelly's a good one. The Rock says this; write this down. When you leave here, go down to Dunkin Donuts, get the biggest jelly donut you can find!"
(crowd pops louder)
LAWLER: "Oh, no... this guy's a COP!"
THE ROCK: "Write it down. Hold that jelly donut up, SQUEEZE all the jelly out, squeeze all the-- write it down; you like writing things down-- squeeze all the jelly out, and then-- write this down, you don't want to forget this-- TURN that sumbitch sideways, and stick it STRAIGHT UP your CANDY ASS!"
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