Oh..my..god.
Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Girl: Lolllllllll
Girl: I'll give you a beer can and you can tapp that whenever wherever
Me: By beer do you mean your ass?
Girl: Hahaha nopeee
Girl: Beeeeer
Girl:
Me: Oh..but that didn't answer my question.
Girl: Hahaha
Girl: You can tap it when we're married
When I read that I put my blackberry down and backed away. Then when I recovered all I could manage was:
"..fuck"