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lol buddy told me another speeding one a couple days ago, pretty good so enjoy...
Late night an officer pulls over a guy for speeding,
The officer says, "Listen guy... its the end of my night... Im sure you dont want a speeding ticket, im willing to let you off with a warning... If you tell me an excuse that I never herd of before."
Guy says: "Well I was driving around frustrated because my wife just left me for a cop."
Officer: "So how is that an excuse for you speeding?"
The guy: "I thought I saw another person in your car, I sped away because I thought you might be bringing her back!"
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