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A kindergarten teacher decides to hold an experiment with her students to see if they can recognize different flavours attached to colours by giving them different coloured candy.
She gives the students the red one, and they easily recognize it as cherry.
She gives the students the orange one, and they recognize it as orange.
But when she gives them a lightly coloured one, the kids don't know that the candy is honey-flavoured.
"I'll give you all a clue," the teacher said, "it's what your mommy calls your daddy."
Suddenly one girls eyes open wide and she spits out the candy. "Everybody, spit out the candy!" she says. "They're assholes!"
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