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Old 03-10-2010, 02:15 PM   #201
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A US first grade teacher explained to her class that she is an American

She asked her students to raise their hands if they are American too.

Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands went up.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Anna has not gone along with the class.

The teacher asked her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American."

"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"

"I'm a Canadian," boasted the little girl.

The teacher asked Anna why she is a Canadian

"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too

"The teacher replied," Well, you could have been born in the US!" she said loudly.

Not using good logic the teacher said , "Supposing your Mom was not a good hockey player, and your Dad was not a good hockey player, would that mean that you are not a good hockey player either?"

A pause, and a smile. Anna replied, "Nope! That'd mean I'm an American!"
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