I will need a couple of team captains.
1) Parking patrol. You report to me and help organize the cars and thier parking areas. You are responsible for directing the parking volunteers and tell them where they should be sending cars. At Noon-1:00 this will be neccessary as there is going to be a lot of cars showing up.
2) Douchebag patrol. You report to me and help spot douchebags and orgainze your team in optimal douchebag lookout points. It is important for the volunteers to operate in pairs for this as four eyes are better than two. When no douchery is spotted, you will act as a 'guest liason' and direct new people to our tent for good time sales!
3) Sales booth. I will personally select two people for this position. You both will be in charge of $$$ and keeping an eye on our goods. If you ask for the position and I don't know you - don't ask.
