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distanc3 · 04-11-2010, 05:30 PM

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, " Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land."

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel; this is the promised land."

Now BUSH has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., that I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

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04-11-2010, 05:30 PM	#273
distanc3 RS controls my life! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: vancouver Posts: 756 Thanked 211 Times in 72 Posts Failed 99 Times in 23 Posts	Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, " Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land." Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel; this is the promised land." Now BUSH has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land! I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., that I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck... FIXED Last edited by distanc3; 04-11-2010 at 10:16 PM.