Stole this from the movie Hollow Man. Thought it was pretty funny.
So one day Superman was flying around and feeling really horny, so he was on top of building and he see's Wonder Women lying on the rooftop butt naked and her legs spread wide open!
So Superman was like "fuck man i gotta get me some of that wonder pussy" So he thought that he could just fly down and fuck her so fast that she wouldnt even know cause Superman is faster than a speeding bullet right?
So Superman then flies down and fucks the shit outta Wonder Woman in a second. Wonder woman goes "wtf was that?" then Invisable man goes "I don't know, but my asshole is killing me!"
