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Imagine a residential single lane. parking on both sides of the lane. I approach as per the diagram. Buddy opposite approaches. He has two outs. Reverse and yield to his right. I can only reverse. No space for me to yield. I motion for him to yield. He refuses.
I shut down the engine, and settle in for a long night. Load up the iphone and chat with my buddies, and take photos and videos of the opponent.
They:
1)knock on my window and yell at me
2)call me a racial slur
3)get their families to come out from the nearby house to intimidate me
4)demand me to reverse without acknowledging that we are in a deadlock
5)his wife comes out and calls me a drug dealer
says i own the road cuz i drive a luxury car.
6)stalk outside in the rain
7)turn informer sumanumanuma goin'a play em, I likey boom boom down ( they call the poe poe)
I:
1)turn off my engine.
2)take photos of them and video
3)do the finger victory sign when they shoot photo at me
4)call my friends on iphone bluetooth and chat while charging the phone and playing iphone craps and dice.
5) 20 min in I offer a truce. roll the dice on iphone. 1 is low 6 is high. lowest number has to reverse out. They tell me to fuck off.
RS:
Opinions! What would you do?
I'll post results tomorrow evening!