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Valour · 05-31-2010, 01:10 PM

Fortune favors the bold: ie don’t be a pussy and turn informer like a rat!

Police cruiser shows up 90 minutes later. Pulls up behind… me!
Flash light in my window. Hands drawn to their pistols “Sir, can we please see your hands!”
They ask for my id etc. and finally say to me “So, I guess u just didn’t feel like moving? U know we have more important things to take care of?”
“Yes officer, that’s why I didn’t call 911. I was quite content to settle this on my own time.”
“Yeah… I can see that…Did you have anything to drink?”
“Nope”
“Ok”

The other partner to the other driver:

“I can’t believe in this day and age you don’t know how to get along? Do you know how busy we are? This is NOT a police matter! Do you know how many people get shot and hurt in this city and we got to go take care of that stuff? Here you are wasting my time when someone’s house is burning down. You are an adult! Act like one!”

“But he came speeding down here really fast( lie ) and he wouldn’t back up!”
Wife: “He’s a drug dealer and he thinks he owns the road!” (not making this up!)
Cop “I don’t care! Get in your car and move out of the way!”
“But he can just reverse out of the way”
Cop: “SO CAN YOU!! JESUS EFFING CHRIST MOVE YOUR CAR NOW!! YOU’RE A GROWN ADULT!”

The cop then allows me to leave. At this time, the other guys family starts coming out of the house again to witness his defeat. They say that they can be a witness I was speeding. Cop keeps him behind to talk about the time wasting phone call. I slowly drive forward, vindicated, smiling with the V sign at the dude and his wife.

Small victories... tasty like salty peanuts. Peanuts, the proper diameter of your anus. Protect it well my friends!

05-31-2010, 01:10 PM	#62
Valour RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: vancouver Posts: 988 Thanked 428 Times in 95 Posts Failed 206 Times in 45 Posts	Fortune favors the bold: ie don’t be a pussy and turn informer like a rat! Police cruiser shows up 90 minutes later. Pulls up behind… me! Flash light in my window. Hands drawn to their pistols “Sir, can we please see your hands!” They ask for my id etc. and finally say to me “So, I guess u just didn’t feel like moving? U know we have more important things to take care of?” “Yes officer, that’s why I didn’t call 911. I was quite content to settle this on my own time.” “Yeah… I can see that…Did you have anything to drink?” “Nope” “Ok” The other partner to the other driver: “I can’t believe in this day and age you don’t know how to get along? Do you know how busy we are? This is NOT a police matter! Do you know how many people get shot and hurt in this city and we got to go take care of that stuff? Here you are wasting my time when someone’s house is burning down. You are an adult! Act like one!” “But he came speeding down here really fast( lie ) and he wouldn’t back up!” Wife: “He’s a drug dealer and he thinks he owns the road!” (not making this up!) Cop “I don’t care! Get in your car and move out of the way!” “But he can just reverse out of the way” Cop: “SO CAN YOU!! JESUS EFFING CHRIST MOVE YOUR CAR NOW!! YOU’RE A GROWN ADULT!” The cop then allows me to leave. At this time, the other guys family starts coming out of the house again to witness his defeat. They say that they can be a witness I was speeding. Cop keeps him behind to talk about the time wasting phone call. I slowly drive forward, vindicated, smiling with the V sign at the dude and his wife. Small victories... tasty like salty peanuts. Peanuts, the proper diameter of your anus. Protect it well my friends! __________________ Give them nothing, but take from them... EVERYTHING!!! - King Leonides 7seven: I really can't stand all these idiots who hit the gym now just because they watched 300 and want to be like a spartan. Case in point, this skinny guy comes into the gym the other day, must have only weighed ~ 140lbs, loads on 2 plates on the bench rack, mutters to himself, for sparta, unracks the barbell and proceeds to drop it directly on his chest. Last edited by Valour; 05-31-2010 at 01:15 PM.