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Meowjin · 07-24-2010, 02:59 PM

This is a straight up rant. so in b4 "u mad bro" and "lol wat"

Ok, I've worked at a nightclub for the past 3 years and there are some things that irk my mind.

1. Asian Girls.

What the fuck is your deal? Why do you go to the club with 6 of your girlfriends, ALL LOOKING THE SAME, and then dance in a god damn circle, and laugh at any guy who tries to make an approach on you. Not only are you making it hard for guys to come approach you because you never dance outside of your gay little circle, you usually have 2 DD'ing guy's buying you all the rounds and never pay for a round ever. Seriously what the fuck is that? And damn when any guy approaches the girls oh shit mr serious drug dealer comes in and tells the guy white boy he's going to fuck him up for trying to get close. Maybe if you sucked the guys dick once in a while he wouldn't be so sexually aggrivated that he isn't getting any from you and some other guy is giving you attention and causing him to fight.

2. Clubs and Fake Titties in general.

Fake titties are getting so played out now. If your five foot nothing, 110 pounds, please stop buying double d's. They dont make you look good, and if anything a simple push from behind will send you wallowing to the ground because you're so damn unbalanced. Maybe you should wear some damn clothing with what god gave you that suits your body type. Because usually girls that are natural that know what to wear look 100 times better than some girl who wears the tightest jeans possible, the tightest low cut possible and then again laugh at any guy that tries to approach them. Not only that these girls usually have the dumbest fucking dance where they try to keep their back as straight as possible stick out their chest and have a stupid smile on their face because dumb trash are staring at their chest. ATTTTTTENTION WHORES.

3. Over drinking.

This goes for guys too. Seriously stop puking. I swear to god if I have to clean up any more puke I will fucking murder someone. Everyone should know their limit. When you surpass the limit because you can't control every single drink handed to you, and then all you wanna do is a) puke b) fight a group of brown guys c) pass out. You are only embarrassing yourself. And ladies please watch your drinks. I had some girl come into the busser station the other day trying to make out with every staff member and then pull down her pants and asked for someone to stick a dick in her (at least she shaved).

And you know what else? if you put your drink down, expect it to a) be drugged. b) be picked up by a busser. And stop asking for free drinks from every staff member. Stop being such a cheap-o. If there is a 10ml in your glass and its filled with ice and a busser picks it up and puts it in his bin after you stared at him doing it, don't go crazy and beg for a drink. I have never put a drink down in 5 years of clubbing. Why? Because it never lasts more than 1 minute in my hand. And not only that once you hit your limit you can walk around with a single drink and avoid people buying you shots.

Sorry for the weird rant. Just had a weird 2 nights at work. God damn full moon.

07-24-2010, 02:59 PM	#1
Meowjin Banned By Establishment Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Richmond Posts: 12,484 Thanked 2,091 Times in 773 Posts Failed 765 Times in 247 Posts	Asians, Clubs And fake titties. This is a straight up rant. so in b4 "u mad bro" and "lol wat" Ok, I've worked at a nightclub for the past 3 years and there are some things that irk my mind. 1. Asian Girls. What the fuck is your deal? Why do you go to the club with 6 of your girlfriends, ALL LOOKING THE SAME, and then dance in a god damn circle, and laugh at any guy who tries to make an approach on you. Not only are you making it hard for guys to come approach you because you never dance outside of your gay little circle, you usually have 2 DD'ing guy's buying you all the rounds and never pay for a round ever. Seriously what the fuck is that? And damn when any guy approaches the girls oh shit mr serious drug dealer comes in and tells the guy white boy he's going to fuck him up for trying to get close. Maybe if you sucked the guys dick once in a while he wouldn't be so sexually aggrivated that he isn't getting any from you and some other guy is giving you attention and causing him to fight. 2. Clubs and Fake Titties in general. Fake titties are getting so played out now. If your five foot nothing, 110 pounds, please stop buying double d's. They dont make you look good, and if anything a simple push from behind will send you wallowing to the ground because you're so damn unbalanced. Maybe you should wear some damn clothing with what god gave you that suits your body type. Because usually girls that are natural that know what to wear look 100 times better than some girl who wears the tightest jeans possible, the tightest low cut possible and then again laugh at any guy that tries to approach them. Not only that these girls usually have the dumbest fucking dance where they try to keep their back as straight as possible stick out their chest and have a stupid smile on their face because dumb trash are staring at their chest. ATTTTTTENTION WHORES. 3. Over drinking. This goes for guys too. Seriously stop puking. I swear to god if I have to clean up any more puke I will fucking murder someone. Everyone should know their limit. When you surpass the limit because you can't control every single drink handed to you, and then all you wanna do is a) puke b) fight a group of brown guys c) pass out. You are only embarrassing yourself. And ladies please watch your drinks. I had some girl come into the busser station the other day trying to make out with every staff member and then pull down her pants and asked for someone to stick a dick in her (at least she shaved). And you know what else? if you put your drink down, expect it to a) be drugged. b) be picked up by a busser. And stop asking for free drinks from every staff member. Stop being such a cheap-o. If there is a 10ml in your glass and its filled with ice and a busser picks it up and puts it in his bin after you stared at him doing it, don't go crazy and beg for a drink. I have never put a drink down in 5 years of clubbing. Why? Because it never lasts more than 1 minute in my hand. And not only that once you hit your limit you can walk around with a single drink and avoid people buying you shots. Sorry for the weird rant. Just had a weird 2 nights at work. God damn full moon.