[Mugen EvOlutioN]

Originally Posted by coupeziRL

you're problem isn't lasting long enough, mine is lasting too long. sometimes i don't even cum, it's bullshit. my gf says i'm like the energizer battery, which is great and all... but i wish she would stop using duracell and reciprocate the same feeling.

my advice to you is fuck it, just cum. feels better than losing that feeling and ending up not cumming at all. happens during sex, happens while jacking off. know what i mean? if she complains tell her to wash the dishs, that should be zen for her. if she keeps complaining, shove a fucking blackberry in her put it on vibrate mode and call her until your sandwich is done. better not be wet, and no crust.

now thats some funny shit right there