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DGiRL · 08-18-2010, 07:46 PM

reality check, BITCH:
1. your curly hair is nappy and oily ALL THE TIME....that shit aint luxurious...
2. your eyebrows grow upwards so it looks like you have skinny caterpillars living on your head
3. just cuz you hang out with all guys doesn't make you cool, especially when you tell lies that you're dating one, when you're really not and when he was asked about it he was really disgusted that we even heard that "rumor"
4. maybe you shouldn't put out for the customers and brag to your coworkers the next day, good idea yeah?
5. you've been a "bartender" for 6 years but you make a bartender who's only been working for a year write down ALL the shooters/highball/cocktail recipes that we serve in our bar...which you've been working in for like 3 months at least. are you fucking serious?!

stay classy, diablo monster!
i really really hate you. if i had a BB gun, you'd be the first i'd pew pew it at.

08-18-2010, 07:46 PM	#4339
DGiRL Proud to be called a RS Regular! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Vancouver Posts: 112 Thanked 21 Times in 5 Posts Failed 3 Times in 3 Posts	reality check, BITCH: 1. your curly hair is nappy and oily ALL THE TIME....that shit aint luxurious... 2. your eyebrows grow upwards so it looks like you have skinny caterpillars living on your head 3. just cuz you hang out with all guys doesn't make you cool, especially when you tell lies that you're dating one, when you're really not and when he was asked about it he was really disgusted that we even heard that "rumor" 4. maybe you shouldn't put out for the customers and brag to your coworkers the next day, good idea yeah? 5. you've been a "bartender" for 6 years but you make a bartender who's only been working for a year write down ALL the shooters/highball/cocktail recipes that we serve in our bar...which you've been working in for like 3 months at least. are you fucking serious?! stay classy, diablo monster! i really really hate you. if i had a BB gun, you'd be the first i'd pew pew it at. Last edited by DGiRL; 08-18-2010 at 07:55 PM.