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"I love you as a friend ..." that's nice, but i've got enough love from my other female friends. so be my friend with benefit, just don't fall in love with me at the end.
"I won't do anything to jeopardise our friendship..." you're jeopardizing it now by leaving me dry.
"Why ruin what we have here ..." because i want to destroy you in bed.
"but, i have a boyfriend?" that's nice, so how loyal are you to him? (my favorite)
"You are like the big brother I've never have ..." i heard incest is becoming a trend. nevermind, i can't do that line it's too fucked up.
the rest i would do no problem, just for laughs of course. if she's gotta pull these lines on you, you've really gotta delete the number and kick it. it helps more, if you leave before she says any of these. save your pride while you still can.
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