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18-year-old Susi goes to a priest, to confess her sins and to ask for advice:
Susi: 'Yesterday I called a young man a son of a bitch! "
Priest: "But why did you do that, my child?"
Susi: "He grabbed my arm!"
Priest: "Something like this?" He grabs her arm, "But that's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Susi: "He also touched my breasts"
Priest: "Something like this?" He touches her breasts "Thatīs no reason to call him a son of a bitch,either."
Susi: "Then he took off my clothes."
Priest: "Something like this?" He strips her naked and says: "No reason to scold him as a son of a bitch, too!"
Susi: "But then he gave it to me really hard"
Priest: "Something like this?" and the Priest fucks the shit out of her properly...
then he says: "You see, that's still no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Susi: "But priest, he has AIDS!"
Priest: "That son of a bitch.
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