[punkwax]

Why did the Lone Ranger wear a mask?
He didn't want to be seen with an Indian.

What's 25 feet long, has 6 teeth and is usually inebriated?
A native road block.

What do you call two Indians in a ditch?
A sleepover.

What do you call an empty can of beer on the side of the road?
An Indian artifact.

What do you call half a can of beer of on the side the road?
A rare Indian artifact.

Where's the worst place to hide an Indian's welfare cheque?
Under his work boots.

A native is sitting at a bar when a prostitute approaches him and whispers in his ear. Suddenly, he turns around and knocks the hooker out!
The bartender, shocked, asks, "What the hell did she say to you, man!?"
The native replies, "I don't know man, something about a job."

There's a native walking through the desert who trips over something in the sand. He lifts it up and as he does, a magic genie pops out.
"I've been trapped in that lamp over 10,000 years!" exclaims the genie. "I shall grant you 3 wishes."
The Indian skeptically looks the genie up and down.
"Ok... I want a bottle of whiskey that never runs out," he says.
"Gr-r-r-r-anted!" the genie obliges.
Out of thin air a large whiskey bottle appears. The native grabs it and chugs it down. Magically, the bottle refills itself as soon as it's emptied.
"Now that you see my magic is real, what would you like for your other two wishes?" inquires the genie.
"What the fuck do you think!?" the Native retorts. "I'll take two more of these!!"