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So a guy goes on a hunting trip to prove that hes the man of the house.
The first day he goes to the gun store and buys a shotgun, goes into the woods, gets the bear in his crosshairs.
He shoots, misses, and the bear comes over and fucks him. The guy is sad, but goes back at it again and buys a sniper.
Aims, shoots, misses and the bear comes back over and fucks him up again. The third day the guy is in tears and goes to buy a rocket launcher.
He aims, fires, misses and the bear comes over and fucks him again. The bear said to the guy "I guess you don't come here for the shooting, do ya?