Puppy you're only making yourself look worse by defending murses as much as you are. We won't be able to help picturing you as this little fairy kid sitting by your computer nearly in tears about to soil yourself because guys were insulting the usage or existence of murses.
Personally, I think murses are pretty....
. I mean no offense to those who use them. This is my personal opinion and preference, and we are all entitled to our own right?
But seriously, the fact that it's called a MURSE should speak for itself.
A "Murse". It's a MAN-purse. It's a woman's accessory... for men? So it would be 0% feminine if we started coining or inventing... say.... pads for men? Mads? High heels for men? Meels? Or even tampons for men? Mampons? (or fucking MANpons???)
I rest my case.