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6793026 · 11-03-2010, 10:23 PM

STOP being a punk bitch and DO NOT buy flowers. You ain't at my level yet to even have the confidence of walking with flowers. Not only would you break your bank, but how FOOKING cliche is that? You'll get 15 min. of fame when she shows off to everyone but you have to live 50 minutes of embarrassment, intimation and sweating your balls off walking around the school with a bunch of flowers with people staring at you.

Do you want to be the guy "oh, he bought flowers" or do you want to be remembered as "DAMNNNNN, why didn't I think of that? ______ is a pimp". or "AWWWW, I'm SOOOO going to rape him right now."

HOW?

Get a box of Ferrero Rocher, Japanese gummy candy and some cute hello auntie red envelope.

Get an envelope and put in Ferrero Rocher WITH a SHORT by cute note. Do it once every other day, and mix it up with japanese gummy etc. If you're cheap, get a sticky pad, cut it into heart shapes.

Put it into her locker randomly, 9 AM, lunch time, every few days etc, throw it in her gym clothes pockets, throw some in her underwear drawers etc. This will KEEP her on her toes each time (cause you do it ONLY once a few days) and I swear, if you aren't the first kid to get laid out of the group, DO NOT COME BACK ON RS.

You won't even believe HOW much tail I get dude. You got lots to learn young grasshopper.

11-03-2010, 10:23 PM	#23
6793026 RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001 Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: GTA, BC, HK Posts: 8,398 Thanked 2,939 Times in 1,287 Posts Failed 171 Times in 78 Posts	STOP being a punk bitch and DO NOT buy flowers. You ain't at my level yet to even have the confidence of walking with flowers. Not only would you break your bank, but how FOOKING cliche is that? You'll get 15 min. of fame when she shows off to everyone but you have to live 50 minutes of embarrassment, intimation and sweating your balls off walking around the school with a bunch of flowers with people staring at you. Do you want to be the guy "oh, he bought flowers" or do you want to be remembered as "DAMNNNNN, why didn't I think of that? ______ is a pimp". or "AWWWW, I'm SOOOO going to rape him right now." HOW? Get a box of Ferrero Rocher, Japanese gummy candy and some cute hello auntie red envelope. Get an envelope and put in Ferrero Rocher WITH a SHORT by cute note. Do it once every other day, and mix it up with japanese gummy etc. If you're cheap, get a sticky pad, cut it into heart shapes. Put it into her locker randomly, 9 AM, lunch time, every few days etc, throw it in her gym clothes pockets, throw some in her underwear drawers etc. This will KEEP her on her toes each time (cause you do it ONLY once a few days) and I swear, if you aren't the first kid to get laid out of the group, DO NOT COME BACK ON RS. You won't even believe HOW much tail I get dude. You got lots to learn young grasshopper.