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Little Johnny is in math class and the teacher asks a question:
“If there are five birds sitting on a fence and the farmer comes out with a gun and shoots one, how many birds will there be left on the fence?”
Little Johnny puts up his hands to answer the questions.
“Miss, there will be none left, they will all fly away when they hear the gun shot”
The teacher says “No Johnny, There will be four left, but I like the way you think”.
So little Johnny asks the Teacher a question.
“There are 3 women sitting on a bench eating ice cream, one is biting, the other is licking, and the third is shoving it down her throat, which one is the married one?”
The teacher answers “I don’t know, the one shoving the whole lot down her throat?”
To which little Johnny replies “no, the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think!”
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It's the end of the school year, the teacher has written her reports, and there's really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because it's Friday afternoon and not much is happening. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm clever- that answer's mine . . ." The teacher asked, "Who said `Four Score and Seven Years Ago . . .'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go".
Johnny was mad.
The teacher asked, "Who said, `I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go".
Johnny was even madder than before.
The teacher asked, "Who said `Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go".
Johnny was fuming. Suddenly Johnny shouted from the back of the class, "I wish these stupid bitches would keep their traps shut". The teacher turns around. "Okay, who said that?"
Johnny answered, "BILL CLINTON, SEE YOU NEXT YEAR."
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