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Originally Posted by jigga250
wow, Ohlund didn't get a single goal last year? Haven't really heard anything of him aside from when he took out Kessel last year....Pretty glad we didnt' match the ridiculous figure he got
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...But you're fine with giving that much to Sami Salo to get hurt and not play? He's like the Jesse Lumsden of the NHL, are you really shocked when he gets hurt again?
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