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BNR32_Coupe · 11-25-2010, 03:36 AM

CSI Vancouver
Starring: Spugen

yyeeeeEEEEEOWWW!!! DAN DUNH DUNNN... DAN DUNH DUNN x2
whhoooooooo are you? who who? a-who who?? x20

*gastown, 3:31pm*

spugen: alright, what's the situation?

nammer chick w/ makeup + blonde hair: it luk liek du boy got beat down. look: is cell battery, it luk liek come from da iphunnn. boy in police station, do da wait for you. yuu go.. go to do da intervuuu!

spugen: got it. im on my way. tell the victim ill be there in 5 minutes

*40 minutes later*

Spugen: *huff huff huff* hey man... *inhales*.. sorry im late... it's not my fault, though, the bus driver was late.. then i realized i left my bus pass at home, but he let me on anyways
*inhales* where's the victim?

half black guy: sup bro? he's chillin in cell d2. gay prison soap bar jokes aside, it has nothin to do with him being gay, it's just the interview room got booked till wednesday and..

spugen: *inhales loudly* ah... okay d2... d2, d2, d2... ahh.. now, where is d2 again? 2nd basement level.. d cell comes after.. umm... c? c.. a,b,c,d.. yea.. d.. --wait - what?! he's gay?!

half black guy: possibly gay... not like there's anything wrong with that. you're not homophobic, though, are you?

spugen: *looks around* naw.. of course not.... *quiet voice*gay.. really??

*down in cell d2*

spugen: hey there, bud! how ya feelin? ya doin good? yea? hmm? feelin a little beat up? you look sad, that's normal. but don't beat yourself up about it!

victim: h-hello.... i'm alright.. i-i guess...

spugen: so, hmm.. where do i start... let's see.. i heard a gay guy got beat up in gas town on the same time and place you got beat up

victim: uh.... what? i didn't get beat up for being gay... w-where'd you hear that?

spugen: friend of a friends mom's friends mom. now answer me, are you a... GAY?

victim: *super nervous* what?! you... sure bout that? i think you could be wrong... --i mean, im pretty sure you are wrong! mostly wrong..

spugen: listen here you little punk ass... *takes off sunglasses*
So you're saying that the same group attacked a different person, who ALSO filmed them on thier phone?

victim: uh... what?

spugen:
The information that I got, was that they called you a faggot, and you reacted by getting into an argument with them. Shortly after they started to film, you also filmed them, which is what got you knocked out.

victim: ....??

spugen: My friend who works as a doorman at a nearby club, was called by his mom, and was asked if he saw anything since he works in the area. I assumed that she got the information from a primary source, You. If not, it's someone who knows you, and/or was there.

victim: ...???????

spugen: So someone on your side is spreading it around as a Gay Bashing (note: capitalized first letters because it's a technical term; not deragatory), because that was the information that I got. Or, you're actually gay, and you're claiming you are not. Which would explain the fact that the video doesn't have sound, and the "faggot" remark that I heard you were called.

victim: okay-- now hold on. first of all..

spugen: no, YOU hold on!!

spugen: look at me.. do i look like a stupid?

victim: .........

spugen: I said........ do i...... look like.... a stupid...?

victim: .........

spugen: *sigh*............ okay, let me put it this way....

*leans against nearby box with generic sky studio set backdrop*

spugen: I'm just trying to help you here man. There's clearly some missing information on what exactly happened.

victim: err...... you know what, how about i just drop the case..

*minutes later*

half black guy: heyyy big man.. how'd the interview go?

spugen: it was.... professional... productive.... kinda chilly in cell d2, but other than that, .. it was alright. oh yea, the dude's GAY.

half black guy: nooooo... ?!

half black guy: has he left his cell yet? .... you actually got him to admit he's gay?

Spoiler!

seriously, this happened

11-25-2010, 03:36 AM	#154
BNR32_Coupe Banned By Establishment Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Shaugnessy Posts: 2,610 Thanked 481 Times in 168 Posts Failed 730 Times in 91 Posts	CSI Vancouver Starring: Spugen yyeeeeEEEEEOWWW!!! DAN DUNH DUNNN... DAN DUNH DUNN x2 whhoooooooo are you? who who? a-who who?? x20 gastown, 3:31pm spugen: alright, what's the situation? nammer chick w/ makeup + blonde hair: it luk liek du boy got beat down. look: is cell battery, it luk liek come from da iphunnn. boy in police station, do da wait for you. yuu go.. go to do da intervuuu! spugen: got it. im on my way. tell the victim ill be there in 5 minutes 40 minutes later Spugen: huff huff huff hey man... inhales.. sorry im late... it's not my fault, though, the bus driver was late.. then i realized i left my bus pass at home, but he let me on anyways inhales where's the victim? half black guy: sup bro? he's chillin in cell d2. gay prison soap bar jokes aside, it has nothin to do with him being gay, it's just the interview room got booked till wednesday and.. spugen: inhales loudly ah... okay d2... d2, d2, d2... ahh.. now, where is d2 again? 2nd basement level.. d cell comes after.. umm... c? c.. a,b,c,d.. yea.. d.. --wait - what?! he's gay?! half black guy: possibly gay... not like there's anything wrong with that. you're not homophobic, though, are you? spugen: looks around naw.. of course not.... quiet voicegay.. really?? down in cell d2 spugen: hey there, bud! how ya feelin? ya doin good? yea? hmm? feelin a little beat up? you look sad, that's normal. but don't beat yourself up about it! victim: h-hello.... i'm alright.. i-i guess... spugen: so, hmm.. where do i start... let's see.. i heard a gay guy got beat up in gas town on the same time and place you got beat up victim: uh.... what? i didn't get beat up for being gay... w-where'd you hear that? spugen: friend of a friends mom's friends mom. now answer me, are you a... GAY? victim: super nervous what?! you... sure bout that? i think you could be wrong... --i mean, im pretty sure you are wrong! mostly wrong.. spugen: listen here you little punk ass... takes off sunglasses So you're saying that the same group attacked a different person, who ALSO filmed them on thier phone? victim: uh... what? spugen: The information that I got, was that they called you a faggot, and you reacted by getting into an argument with them. Shortly after they started to film, you also filmed them, which is what got you knocked out. victim: ....?? spugen: My friend who works as a doorman at a nearby club, was called by his mom, and was asked if he saw anything since he works in the area. I assumed that she got the information from a primary source, You. If not, it's someone who knows you, and/or was there. victim: ...??????? spugen: So someone on your side is spreading it around as a Gay Bashing (note: capitalized first letters because it's a technical term; not deragatory), because that was the information that I got. Or, you're actually gay, and you're claiming you are not. Which would explain the fact that the video doesn't have sound, and the "faggot" remark that I heard you were called. victim: okay-- now hold on. first of all.. spugen: no, YOU hold on!! spugen: look at me.. do i look like a stupid? victim: ......... spugen: I said........ do i...... look like.... a stupid...? victim: ......... spugen: sigh............ okay, let me put it this way.... leans against nearby box with generic sky studio set backdrop spugen: I'm just trying to help you here man. There's clearly some missing information on what exactly happened. victim: err...... you know what, how about i just drop the case.. minutes later half black guy: heyyy big man.. how'd the interview go? spugen: it was.... professional... productive.... kinda chilly in cell d2, but other than that, .. it was alright. oh yea, the dude's GAY. half black guy: nooooo... ?! half black guy: has he left his cell yet? .... you actually got him to admit he's gay? Spoiler! spugen: let's just say.. he aint comin out, till he comes out... YEEEOOOWWWWW YouTube seriously, this happened Last edited by BNR32_Coupe; 11-25-2010 at 04:18 AM.