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A guy was about to head to a Halloween Costume party, and had procrastinated till the last minute to find a costume.
After being told by every single store that all of the costumes have been rented out, he rifles through his house looking for a costume, or anything that he could put together to resemble a costume.
After going through everything in his closet, he came up with a genius idea and went to the party in nothing but a pair of pants.
The party host answers the door and asks the guy what he's supposed to be.
He replies "I'm a premature ejaculation"
Puzzled, the host asks him to explain.
He replies "I just came in my pants"
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