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While working at HD in Highschool..
Telephone Call
Lady: Hello, I'd like to speak to someone about having a floor installed.
Myself:What would you like to know?
Lady: The approximate cost, timeline the usual.
Myself: I'd suggest you come into the store to discuss that, there would be a large price range depending on the type of flooring you choose.
Lady: No, sorry that won't work; I'm making dinner right now and I need the floor finished before my guests arrive. I already cut the floor off with a saw so all thats left is the board thingys.
Myself: You did what?
Lady: I cut all the plywood with a saw and ripped the carpet up because it was ugly. I'd be willing to pay you if you could install a floor after your shift for me, it just needs to be done in the next 4 hours.
Myself: You have bigger problems than lacking a floor, I suggest you get some help. Have a nice evening, good luck with you dinner party.
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