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Hi_Im_Mike · 01-12-2011, 02:56 PM

Last night my friends and I were watching sportsnet after the nucks game and we came to a point were we were like...Yo, how long has Don Taylor been saying the same shit over and over again every day or so?!

I mean I remember when he was on channel 13 late night doing their sports and now has that permanent job on sportsnet.
Don't get me wrong, I love Don Taylor. He is after all the voice of the Canucks but the shits he says are commical too!

Here are some my friends and I remembered from watching him all these years...

"Brian Rolston scores and assist, as always, goes to his ventriloquist's dummy George."
"Goal scored by Andrew Brunette, the assists go to Blonde and Redhead."
"I think he got his left "khabi" on that shot, or was it his right "bulin"?"
"Shean Donovan, they call him mellow yellow"
"[Goaltender or Player] makes the save or scores a goal in a style reminiscent of a young [Obscure Retired Goaltender or Player]."
"bulges the twine" or "ripples the mesh"
"Sportsnet Judge, [Sportsnet Personality] gives the fight to [Player Name]" (Jim Van Horne's moustache, Jody Vance's "sexy librarian glasses," Hazel Mae's "little leather skirt")
"JO-HAN HEEEEDBERG!"
"...gaaaaathering speed", "...skating gingerly", and "eNORMous save"
"Some advice to young broadcasters; anytime you get a chance to use the word 'brouhaha,' you take it!"
"Makes the pad save in Rapier like fashion!"
"Bryan Smolinski, scores in Smolinski-an fashion."
"And THAT is as CLOSE as they will COME."

There are more but we laught too hard to remember the rest LOL, I always watch him at night before I go to sleep.

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Hi_Im_Mike Need to Seek Professional Help Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Langley Posts: 1,072 Thanked 147 Times in 46 Posts Failed 23 Times in 12 Posts	Last night my friends and I were watching sportsnet after the nucks game and we came to a point were we were like...Yo, how long has Don Taylor been saying the same shit over and over again every day or so?! I mean I remember when he was on channel 13 late night doing their sports and now has that permanent job on sportsnet. Don't get me wrong, I love Don Taylor. He is after all the voice of the Canucks but the shits he says are commical too! Here are some my friends and I remembered from watching him all these years... "Brian Rolston scores and assist, as always, goes to his ventriloquist's dummy George." "Goal scored by Andrew Brunette, the assists go to Blonde and Redhead." "I think he got his left "khabi" on that shot, or was it his right "bulin"?" "Shean Donovan, they call him mellow yellow" "[Goaltender or Player] makes the save or scores a goal in a style reminiscent of a young [Obscure Retired Goaltender or Player]." "bulges the twine" or "ripples the mesh" "Sportsnet Judge, [Sportsnet Personality] gives the fight to [Player Name]" (Jim Van Horne's moustache, Jody Vance's "sexy librarian glasses," Hazel Mae's "little leather skirt") "JO-HAN HEEEEDBERG!" "...gaaaaathering speed", "...skating gingerly", and "eNORMous save" "Some advice to young broadcasters; anytime you get a chance to use the word 'brouhaha,' you take it!" "Makes the pad save in Rapier like fashion!" "Bryan Smolinski, scores in Smolinski-an fashion." "And THAT is as CLOSE as they will COME." There are more but we laught too hard to remember the rest LOL, I always watch him at night before I go to sleep.