^^^ Hey....but you can use sonar blasts as a weapon! If anyone is gonna win a fight, it's someone who knows how to do Guile's sonic boom!!
Could be worse....you can 'control oil manipulation.'
Or....you could be the 'Maple Leaf.'......the controller of plant-life, has the ability to take your money and put them to sleep with shitty hockey.
Or.....you could be the 'Habitent.....the Arrogant French Protector of old Canada.
Or better yet, you could be the "Thrasher." ....Treacherous bird of prey that has the ability to turn invisible....because nobody watches their games anyways.