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Old 01-31-2011, 09:02 AM   #500
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Why do women fake orgasms ?
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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
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I married a Miss Right.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%..
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