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Old 02-08-2011, 08:38 AM   #503
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A Chinese man walks into a bar. The black bartender asks him if he wants anything to drink.

"Gimme a Jigger, Nigger!"

Shaken a bit, the black bartender says "That is extremely racist and I won't serve you anything if you keep it up!"

Upon hearing this, the Chinese man apologizes. The bartender allows him the drink on the condition that he never say anything racist again. The Chinese man agrees. A few moments later, the Chinese man says "Gimme a Jig, Nig!"

Pissed, the black man says "That's it! No more for you. How would you like it if the roles were reversed?"

"I wouldn't mind," says the Chinese man.

"Fine! You get behind the bar and I'll order the drink!" says the bartender and they switch places.

The black man sits and says "Gimme a drink, Chink!"

The Chinaman shakes his head no.

"Why not?" asks the black man.

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