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There are 3 guys in a cafe
the 1st guy says"I must have the smallest arms in the world!"
the 2nd guy says "i must have the smallest head in the world!'
the 3rd guy says"I must have the smallest dick in the world!"
then,they go to check the Guiness world Records
the 1st guy then,says "YES!i was right!i got the smallest arms in the world!
the 2nd guy says"i DO have the smallest head in the world!"
the 3rd guy storms in and says angrily"WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!?!"
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2000 Subaru Impreza 2.5rs- R.I.P
2002 Subaru Impreza WRX wagon- work in progess
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