02-16-2011, 10:02 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OTG-ZR2
While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and he began a conversation.
Cowboy: 'Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?'
Indian: 'Dog no talk.'
Cowboy: 'Hey dog, how's it going?'
Dog: 'Doin' alright.'
Indian: ( Look of shock )
Cowboy:'Is this Indian your owner?' ( Pointing at the Indian )
Dog: 'Yep.'
Cowboy: 'How does he treat you?'
Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and
takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
Indian: ( Look of disbelief )
Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Indian: 'Horse no talk.'
Cowboy: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Good.'
Indian: ( Extreme look of shock )
Cowboy: 'Is this your owner?' ( Pointing at the Indian )
Horse: 'Yep.'
Cowboy: 'How does he treat you?'
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me.'
Indian: ( Complete look of utter amazement )
Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Indian: 'Sheep liar.'
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 sorry but someone explain this sheep lie to me?
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