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Old 02-16-2011, 10:02 AM   #517
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Originally Posted by OTG-ZR2 View Post
While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and he began a conversation.

Cowboy: 'Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?'

Indian: 'Dog no talk.'

Cowboy: 'Hey dog, how's it going?'

Dog: 'Doin' alright.'

Indian: ( Look of shock )

Cowboy:'Is this Indian your owner?' ( Pointing at the Indian )

Dog: 'Yep.'

Cowboy: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and
takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Indian: ( Look of disbelief )

Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Indian: 'Horse no talk.'

Cowboy: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Good.'

Indian: ( Extreme look of shock )

Cowboy: 'Is this your owner?' ( Pointing at the Indian )

Horse: 'Yep.'

Cowboy: 'How does he treat you?'

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me.'

Indian: ( Complete look of utter amazement )

Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Indian: 'Sheep liar.'
sorry but someone explain this sheep lie to me?
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