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Old 02-16-2011, 12:47 PM   #525
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woody allen is a genius
He's also a bit of a perv - cradle robber. Fucked his own stepdaughter, didn't he? OK, married her................

Jeepers, I'm hijacking my own thread....... back to jokes, then. Carry on.


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At age 4 success is .... . .not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . have a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
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