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A husband and wife are shopping when the man picks up a crate of
beer and sticks it on their trolley.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on offer, only £10 for twelve cans!" he explains.
"Put them back. We can't afford it!" insists the wife and they carry on
shopping...
A few aisles later, the wife picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it
on their trolley.
"What d'you think you're doing?" asks the man, indignantly.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.
So the man replies:
"SO DOES TWELVE CANS OF BEER . . . AND THEY'RE HALF THE ### PRICE!!"
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