[illicitstylz]

Originally Posted by Gridlock

A friend of a friend went to Vegas for my friends stag.

There were enough chuckles about "what happens in LV, stays in LV" at the wedding and I'm finally like you gotta tell me.

Now, this friend of his was an ugly guy. Damn. Bad hair, bad clothes chubby, stocky, short, bad skin, no social skills you name it. His long term gf was even worse. Boner killer.

I'm sure she had an amazing personality. Sorry, this just in, no, we are getting reports that she didn't even have a personality.

But apparently this guy turned into a fucking stud in Vegas. He had done all the arrangements before hand and picked his girl out over the internet.

One of the brothels picks them up in a limo and they head out into the desert and he gets to nail the fuck out of something in our world on a scale of 1-10 is a 20 in his. Destroys her in his own way.

Walks out like he owns the city.

THAT is power of a prostitute. I don't think we should be like Thailand and promote it as a career for our daughters, and its risky and all that, but this woman saved this guys life.

Sure, he wasn't in immediate danger, but this guy was a boring dude, with a boring job and a boring girl,, but turned into Chuck Norris for half an hour balls deep in Russia in the middle of the desert.

And he can go home and be the devoted boyfriend to his girl. When he closes his eyes, he can feel it all over again, because trust me, even the paper bag ain't gonna help.

brb with boring gf
brb working a boring job
brb still a fat slob