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Old 05-23-2011, 01:35 PM   #4334
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Originally Posted by taylorswift13 View Post
he absolutely does suck, considering he has a max contract and not producing whatsoever... there's a reason why they call Miami "two and a half men"..
he had one notable tip-in basket in the Boston series and now this one game against the Bulls.. congrats man! the Heat are paying him $125 million! more than LeBron and Wade! he doesn't play defense! he can't post up! this is the first time he's showed up for an entire playoff game!!
LOL, you sound like a disgruntled Toronto Raptor fan. :-(
Yeah, you are right. Chris Bosh sucks.

Firstly, he's getting paid 110.1 million over the course of 6 years....LeBron is getting paid the exact same amount. Wade is making $107 million. I'd like to start off my rebuttal saying that since you can't put simple facts together, I don't think it's fair of anyone to expect you to be able to analyze an actual game...

Bosh hasn't shown up except for last game?
Kevin Garnett is a pretty good player right? You definitely wouldn't say he sucks, right? Let's see how they matched up against each other last series, yeah?

Game 1:
Garnett: 6 points on 3/9 shooting, 8 rebounds, 2 blocked shots, and a steal.
Bosh: 7 points on 3/10 shooting, 12 rebounds, 1 blocked shot, and a steal.

Draw

Game 2:
Garnett: 16 points on 8/20 shooting, 6 rebounds, 1 blocked shot, and a steal.
Bosh: 17 points on 5/10 shooting, 11 rebounds, 2 blocked shots, and a steal.

Advantage: Bosh

Game 3:
Garnett: 28 points on 13/20 shooting, 18 rebounds, 0 blocked shots, 2 steals.
Bosh: 6 points on 1/6 shooting, 5 rebounds, 1 blocked shot, 1 steal.

Advantage: Garnett

I'd like to point out that this was the one game that the Celtics won, and it was probably due to Chris Bosh sucking. When Chris Bosh sucks, the Miami Heat DO lose...

Game 4:
Garnett: 7 points on 1/10 shooting, 10 rebounds, 2 blocked shots, 3 steals.
Bosh: 20 points on 8/17 shooting, 12 rebounds, 0 blocked shots, 2 steals.

Advantage: Bosh

Hmmm, looks like Bosh is playing again on both sides of the court. Oh, and the Heat won...what a coincidence...

Game 5:
Garnett: 15 points on 6/13 shooting, 11 rebounds, 1 blocked shot, 2 steals.
Bosh: 14 points on 4/9 shooting, 11 rebounds, 1 blocked shot, 0 steals.

Draw


Seems like Chris Bosh had the upper hand on this match-up, don't you think?
By the way, Bosh is making $14.5 million this year. Garnett? Just under $19 million...

Miami has one of the best defenses in the league, and lack any big bodies in the paint. You're right, they must be managing to hold their opponents to 88 points per game by having their starting PF who sucks at defense playing 40 minutes per game.

Boozer must suck too then, right?

Game 1:
Boozer: 14 points on 5/10 shooting, 9 rebounds, 0 blocked shots, 1 steal.
Bosh: 30 points on 12/17 shooting, 9 rebounds, 0 blocked shots, 0 steals.

Advantage: Bosh

Gee, you're right, Bosh hasn't shown up until game 3 of this series....Unfortunately, both Wade and James failed to produce in game 1 so they ended up losing that game.


Game 2:
Boozer: 7 points on 3/10 shooting, 8 rebounds, 2 blocked shots, 2 steals.
Bosh: 10 points on 4/8 shooting, 8 rebounds, 0 blocked shots, 0 steals.

Draw

Game 3:
Boozer: 26 points on 8/19 shooting, 17 rebounds, 2 blocked shots, 0 steals.
Bosh: 34 points on 13/18 shooting, 5 rebounds, 1 blocked shot, 2 steals.

I'll call this one a draw.

So overall, Bosh has outplayed Boozer so far and they are pretty much making the same amount of money this year.

Why do they call them 2.5 men? Because people are looking to hate on this team in any way possible. People hate the fact that these 3 all-stars have teamed up in such a way. People are looking to hate on the Miami Heat. Nobody wants them to win...Put any average all-star that's a PF/C next to arguably 2 of the greatest players in the world and they will look like half a man. Use your brain dumbass. LeBron and Wade dominate the ball. Bosh doesn't have the ball in his hands nearly as much as they do, or nearly as much as guys like Garnett, Dirk, Amare, Gasol, etc. do....

Give credit where credit is due...
I can't wait for your dumbass rebuttal....


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Originally Posted by taylorswift13 View Post
he has a max contract and not producing whatsoever...
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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