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Church Fart:
An elderly couple are attending church services. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.
It says, " I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"
He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid.."
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Do Not Put Aftershave on Your Balls. -604CEFIRO
Looks like I'm gonna have some hot sex again tonight...OOPS i got the 6 pack. that wont last me the night, I better go back and get the 24 pack! -Turbo E
kinda off topic but obama is a dilf - miss_crayon
Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know. - quasi
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