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Could be a repost, but w/e
A drunk guy was lining up behind a woman at safeway. He saw the woman's groceries and they included a tv dinner, one donut, one watermelon, and a small carton of milk.
He looks at the lady and says 'I bet you are single'.
The lady looks at her groceries, and asks ' You are right, how did you figure that out?'
The drunk guy replies ' Because you are fucking ugly'
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