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My bookmarks are Reddit and REVscene, in that order
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 4,442
Thanked 13,465 Times in 1,814 Posts
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The wife brought home a tub of ice-cream and asked me if I wanted some.
"How hard is it?" I asked.
She cheekily replied, "As hard as you get when you think about me naked."
I said, "Go on then, pour me a glass".
Guess I'm sleeping on the couch for the next week.
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