im a scrambled egg vet. i love em and have got pan frying them dialed. and ive got a legit breakfast with scrambled eggs, chopped up ham, peppers, etc, that i make when i have time. that being said, i dont have time to make them, along with all the other shit i have to do to get out of the house at 7am.
im not surprized microwave scrambled eggs would have a strange texture as they just sit there cooking instead of being stirred.
i wish hard boiled eggs didnt give me ungodly farts.