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the best way to string them along is to play dumb. i mean really "Simple Jack" dumb. Throw in a studder, that will help it drag out.
when they say to click start, reply with something like
"whu- whu-whu- where's thuh-thuh whu- whu-whu- where's thuh-thuh stuh-start button? Its not on the tuh-tower anywuh wuh where..."
they will hang up or pull out their hair thinking they have a moron who will do what they want , but is too dumb to. drag it out as long as you can, then when they get to the part where you need to go to a website or something, say your internet isn't working or your mouse ran out of batteries and you are going to get more.
"please wait..."
never come back.
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