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Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp
One thing I have noticed on this diet is that when I get up, it's straight to the toilet for me. Dumps are like clockwork - huge perfect turds, and at the same time every day  |
On the real poo talk.
I dump every day 10 minutes after I walk in the door from work. Never sooner, rarely later. Sometimes Ill get another one in the evening, but honestly, I think its more of a case of my body being bored and saying "hey we're at home, what the hell" than anything because I never get caught when Im out. In the last 5 years I dont think Ive had more than 5 "oh shit" (get it?) moments during the day. Maybe my body is used to the working man with no shitter schedule.
And thats with a 6 meal, 5000cal / day eating program.
I know so many people who have exploding ass at multiple random times a day. Chalk it up to weak genetics brah