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What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?
Tiger Woods has a better driver.
How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
None..he fell.
Last night the girl I was fucking called me a pedophile.
That's a pretty big word for a 7 year old.
How do you make an Asian go blind?
Put them behind a windshield.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger?
I don't cum on the cheeseburger before I eat it.
What's the worst part about being a black jew?
Having to sit in the back of the oven.
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