[Expresso]

Funny read from The Royal Half:

Pop Quiz!!! Which of the following players is NOT a NHL goaltender?

A)

B)

C)

B, Dustin Penner.
We would have also accepted C, Jon Bernier.

That's right, folks... during Monday night's loss to the San Jose Sharks... Los Angeles Kings goaltender, Jon Quick, tied Dustin Penner in points for the season.