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MG1 · 01-08-2012, 01:10 PM

Little Johnny sat in the back of the classroom madly waving his arm trying to get the teacher's attention. The teacher, knowing little Johnny for the little rapscallion that he was, ignored his every attempt to gain acknowledgement.

Finally, in desperation, Johnny jumps up and heads for the door. "JOHNNY!" the teacher says. "Just where do you think you are going?" Teacher... I gotta PISS!" Johnny blurts. "You may go then." She says. But when you return, I want you to compose a sentence for the class using the word urinate.

Upon Johnny's return the teacher calls our little friend to the front of the class and asks "Johnny, do you have that sentence for us?" "Yup," Johnny says. "teacher, Your-an-eight... but if you had any tits, you'd be a ten."

01-08-2012, 01:10 PM	#604
MG1 Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy? Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 25,484 Thanked 12,025 Times in 5,183 Posts Failed 318 Times in 204 Posts	Little Johnny sat in the back of the classroom madly waving his arm trying to get the teacher's attention. The teacher, knowing little Johnny for the little rapscallion that he was, ignored his every attempt to gain acknowledgement. Finally, in desperation, Johnny jumps up and heads for the door. "JOHNNY!" the teacher says. "Just where do you think you are going?" Teacher... I gotta PISS!" Johnny blurts. "You may go then." She says. But when you return, I want you to compose a sentence for the class using the word urinate. Upon Johnny's return the teacher calls our little friend to the front of the class and asks "Johnny, do you have that sentence for us?" "Yup," Johnny says. "teacher, Your-an-eight... but if you had any tits, you'd be a ten."