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Old 01-08-2012, 02:31 PM   #605
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Every Friday Little Johnny's teacher would choose 3 students in the class to learn a new word over the weekend and use it in a sentence when they returned Monday morning.

"Billy, Sally, Little Johnny, I would like you to learn the word "contagious" this weekend. When you come back Monday, I'd like to hear you use it in a sentence" she said one Friday afternoon.

Monday morning she called the 3 students to the front of the class.

Sally started and proudly proclaimed, "When I had the chicken pox, I had to stay inside because I was contagious."

"Well done Sally" the teacher complimented, "and how about you Billy?"

"Last week I couldn't play with my cousin because he had a very bad cold and my mom said he might be contagious" Billy replied.

"Nice work, Billy. Little Johnny?" the teacher asked.

"Well, last Friday, when I got home from school, my parents were in the backyard drinkin' and my mom decided she was going to mow the lawn. She'd do a lap and drink a beer. Do another lap, drink another beer... well, by the 5th lap and beer, my dad said, 'It's gonna take that cunt ages to mow the lawn'"
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