[Death2Theft]

Some girl was bragging about her new lulu dog walker pants that dont get wet, so I was looking at what they had for men. Unfortunately they are either super gay wrinkly and thin (for jogging) or too tight for my comfort... or they have thigh/crotch vents... No thanks. I'm not looking to work up a crazy sweat just want to stay warm and dry walking the dog.
Aside from that MEC has waterproof pants but I think they all make the goretex swish swish sound that I want to aviod. Are there any other decent options out there?
A waterproof sweatpant would be awsome.