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THAT awkward god damn mother facking moment when you're masturbating at home at 10pm on a saturday night after you've taken a seriously serious shower (i'm talking i scrubbed my permanently dirty hands with a wire brush and gasoline), cliped your nails, shaved, trimmed your pubes and gooch hair (don't lie, you've all got it), brushed your teeth TWICE, put on some clean clothes and your new shoes just to take this chick you've got a wicked "thing" for out to dinner but you guys are always gonna be in that mother furking god damn friend zone forever and you've never gonna bone her and you've smoked 2 bowls and you're still bummed out and jerking it. that awkward moment, that's the one i'm talking about.
aarrbggggg
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