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PJ · 02-12-2012, 06:51 PM

LOVE IS ART - Welcome

A friend told me about this.. to sum up..

The kit comes with a blank unframed canvas, plastic sheets, paint, disposable slippers, and body scrubber.. Can you guess what the procedure is?

You cover an area of the floor with the plastic sheets. Place the canvas on top of the plastic. Squirt the paint onto the canvas, get naked, have sex on the canvas, and your bodies will create some abstract looking art from the paint smearing everywhere. Then put on the disposable slippers, head to the shower, and clean yourselves with the body scrubber. When the paint dries, you'll have an "abstract painting" which only you two will know the story behind.

Take it to an art store and have the canvas framed.

At first I was like

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02-12-2012, 06:51 PM	#167
PJ My name is PJ and I like dogs. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Vancity/Toronto Posts: 3,179 Thanked 1,683 Times in 532 Posts Failed 26 Times in 20 Posts	LOVE IS ART - Welcome A friend told me about this.. to sum up.. The kit comes with a blank unframed canvas, plastic sheets, paint, disposable slippers, and body scrubber.. Can you guess what the procedure is? You cover an area of the floor with the plastic sheets. Place the canvas on top of the plastic. Squirt the paint onto the canvas, get naked, have sex on the canvas, and your bodies will create some abstract looking art from the paint smearing everywhere. Then put on the disposable slippers, head to the shower, and clean yourselves with the body scrubber. When the paint dries, you'll have an "abstract painting" which only you two will know the story behind. Take it to an art store and have the canvas framed. At first I was like Then I was like .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. __________________ Studies show 100% of people die.. Might as well have some fun. Hello my name is PJ. Buy/Sell Feedback 1-0-0