[Noir]

Serious answer:

You totally should fucked that other girl and not tell your wife about it. (now you're stuck totally paying for something that you barely even did).

This is how it's done. Your not the first married guy (or in a relationship) or the last one that will slip. We don't fuck around because we're not in love... it's just our human nature at times that we have moments of weakness where we fall back to our basic instincts; just an itch that needs to be scratched so to speak.

It's douchey, it's the dark side of long-term relationships, its the ugly truth of monogamy that people don't like to speak about or deny that this is a common occurence, or even a natural one.

Its wrong and we know it but it still happens. No one just talks about it, but you just did. You're life would've been fine if you had cajones to keep your mouth shut. Would've saved your wife some grief too if you had just left her oblivious to it and kept it in the past where it belongs.




Anyways: just to be clear, I'm not saying cheating is good. I'm just saying if you're going to do something wrong, do it right. And BTW, I'm not judging you because you slipped up in your relationship. I've been there too and there are more of us than you think. Maybe.. more than even girls think.