On Valentines Day this year, I was away from Van on the days following V-Day, so I didn't have much time to book a table and prepare a good surprise for my gf. I tried Seasons in the Park, but they were booked full; I told my gf and she said she just wanted to be with me on that day, plus I booked Seasons the day after to make it up to her.
So on the day of, I trolled her to go to McDonalds and bought a burger and made this out of the patty.
When I got into the car:
Me: I bought a burger for you babe
Gf: Only one?
Me: Yea I hope you can eat it all
"Opens up burger"
Me: Here *Flips patty* Happy V day. Sorry I couldn't get us a table for V day but I hope you like this....
Didn't eat burger after, instead I took her out somewhere else to eat